January 2011
Murder was the case that they gave me. I'm...
You'®e wel©ome
droppin grooves on the masses' asses. all the...
GuacaFlockaMole
I’m gonna be rich
Dear Rebel Hearts of Egypt,
Good luck and take care through the night. You are true warriors and you are setting a bold and important precedent. Today you have shown valor and proven to the world that people are capable of rising up against the higher powers in times of need and injustice. Stay safe and may you find speed enough to dodge bullets and lungs enough to breathe gas. May the only tears you shed be from hard fought...
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under awesome, disco,...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #awesome, #disco, #puppies
if the goverment took away my internet, i'd...
but they didn’t so I’ll just sit here and talk about it on the internet.
if you are posting about the Egypt conflict on the internet, then you are not allowed to partake in the revolution.
you can sympathize, you can support, you can send aid. but you cannot act like you are brothers in suffering and the struggle because “Obama hasn’t fixed the deficit and unemployment is...
convinced
checktheclause:
that it’s warm outside simply because it’s sunny.
tricks me every time. I see the mountains of snow but fuck it it’s sunny three layers awww fuck
super minimalist/experimental HG side-project Wos...
rough, bare mix of first track sounds fucking nasty
so stoked on the Sunday Session
Anyone in DC want tickets to Tyondai Braxton with...
I kinda fucked up. Thought it was in NYC. OOOPS
I use the word "guys" colloquially. It does not...
Seriously guys, chill the fuck out.
Dear Weather.com
I noticed that you say the highest temperature in February is 29 degrees but I’m giving you some time to correct your mistakes, because surely, that is impossible.
Dear Eminem,
In order to stay relevant in the contemporary rap scene you’re going to have to do more than put out horribly produced albums comprised of shitty pop songs with interludes of you yelling incoherently. In a year in which Kanye West and Big Boi took things to the next level, Drake and J.Cole proved themselves, and Das Racist took themselves seriously, the only thing Dre put out was a pair of...
my knuckles are stained
this is the third time this has happened. where the fuck is this coming from?
today's day and age, seems you can't get ahead...
holy shit, I'm about to be living in Berlin!!
my cheeks simply cannot contain this much groove!!
so full of groove
so full of groove
so full of groove
so full of groove
so full of groove
If you're not doing it to break out, then you're...
love is no more real than God or the tooth fairy.
Sleigh Bells does as much for me as Nicki Minaj,...
girls flock to kittens like moths to the flame
bummed out on missing NBC Thursdays, but stoked to...
Planet Hotterthanallhumans
Being that I am an alien from the planet Hotterthanallhumans, I am inherently hotter than humans. All of them. When our planet was destroyed in the future by the jealous, ugly, sniveling humans, we assembled an elite team of 100 of our bravest, smartest, and hottest members, then flew towards earth at twice the speed of light to slowly begin our take over. Do you ever wonder why hot movie starts...
How about instead of blaming a drink you blame... →
I love disco
don’t care
gonna keep dancin
butt cheeks jiggling from so much groove
at the end of the day, we are all just factories...
Human Being is definitely Seal's best album
hands down. though, Seal II does have some amazing moments…and kiss from a rose..
and then i made her sleep on the end of the bed, like a cat
the D/R/U/G/S remix of Egyptian Hip Hop just came...
so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so full of groove so...
mental note:
use the word “radiant” to describe beautiful women more often
also “ravishing”
if you sleep like a baby, does that mean you wake...
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i dont want to be real
